From a recent issue of my favorite local paper, the Kourier based in Willow Creek California:

"The other day a message comes over the scanner. It's the police dispatcher in Eureka. "Patrol units. Be on the lookout for an old grey Ford van. Van driver has been camping in local market parking lot. No license number available but has a bumper sticker, 'Too many cats, too few recipes.'"

-- reported by Frank Woodman