I'm not feeling inspired tonight so I'm going to keep this short.

(1) I put in some yard time. Shouldn't ivy be illegal? I've been digging that stuff out for the past 3 or 4 summers. It's brutal, dirty work and apparently hopeless.

(2) I fired up the new dishwasher last night while I was watching TV and it was so quiet I forgot it was on until Bob came in and said, "The dishwasher's on. Cool." Too bad we now have leak under our sink and the installers phone number doesn't work. We called Sears and I guess this is going to be repaired under the warranty or something. It sucks being lame at fixing things.

(3) I kid you not, I know I said I would never do this to myself again but Big Brother 5 is the best thing on television.