I read something recently that said that a slim man was more likely to cheat than an overweight man.

Isn't that like saying a tall man is more likely to bump his head?

There's another one going around that good looking kids are favored by their parents. Is it a major newsflash that good looking people are favored by the planet?

Or attractive anything. I picked up a dented carton of milk at Trader Joes earlier in the week (because I feel sorry for the broken stuff) instead of a more attractive non-dented carton and I got leaky milk all over everything as thanks for my open mind and compassion.