You Read That Right: Envy
This is from an actual postcard we got from the company that makes the Congressional Directory we use at the office. The directory is compact, easy to use and I think everyone should have one. (No, they aren't paying me to say this.) It has everything you could ever want to know about the government. Each state starts with a picture of the state and its population. For example, Idaho has approximately 1.5 million people. It lists the governors, senators, representatives and brief bio and contact info.
It has tons of info you didn't even know you were interested in. U.S. Senate Cloak Room – (D) or (R)? Call them right now. Congressional committees, cabinet officers. A handy map of Washington, D.C. And tons of things I'm not going to mention. It's fun to look at even if you don't need it for your job.
But envy seems a stretch.
* * *
New Rule
If your backpack needs its own seat on the bus then it needs to pay full fare.