Something terrible happened the other night. I was keeping both eyes on the road while I pressed buttons on the stereo attempting to find a remotely decent song.

I somehow managed to press the wrong buttoms in some sort of special sequence and now the music and radio sound like it they are being broadcast from an abandoned cistern. It's unlistenable. (Why would this feature even be offered?) I tried to recreate the button pushing sequence and now I think the balance is off as well.

Does anyone have a small child I can borrow who can figure out how the stereo works?