Via The Banterist

Definitions for people who get coffee at that place:

Antiventi
A person who rejects company size lingo and orders their beverage in small, medium and large.

Coffotomy
Removal of unwanted beverage by pouring it into the trash, usually to make room for milk.

Hesitip
The act of waiting until the employee can see you place money in the jar, so you can get credit for it.

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