Via Gawker

Yesterday, Maxim assistant editor Steve Mazzucchi attempted to eat 50 sickeningly sweet Cadbury Creme Eggs.

How come no one ever challenges me to do something like this?

The whole thing is photo documented if you visit the link. Yeah. And actually, I don't want to be challenged to do this. Just bring me Cadbury Eggs to eat at my leisure. I like the caramel ones, too. (I ate one this morning. I have to eat them in the morning because if I eat one too late in the day, I can't sleep.)