May you be forever touched by his noodly appendage.

Excerpt of an open letter to the Kansas School Board:

I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. ... We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe.