A selected list of actual search strings that ended up at my website:

--quotes freaks and geeks farting in bed (oddly this one came up twice)

--arco gas station pay inside buy food (what was s/he looking for?)

--bang trim tip (can you learn to cut hair from a website?)

--big gollz (was this due to a funkz German kezboard?)

--billy barquin (stalker or ego surfing?)

--dropkick imac (wow, others want to dropkick their unruly technology)

--filmpark babelsberg berlin (yay, I hope they go there)

--how can i tell if buttermilk is bad (this one shows up every month)