HA!
Look at these beautiful loaves. They aren't crusty sourdough, they're squishy buttermilk wheat but they look pretty and taste wonderful. So wonderful that I ate about half a loaf with butter last night and then felt too full and uncomfortable when I went to bed. The chocolate cake also turned out good although now we have a giant cake leftover that we've got to get people to eat. One of us will have to take it to work.