Benefits of the Damned

I'm on a new benefits plans as of the first. They sent me my cards in October and I very carefully put them in a safe place so I could find them at the first of the year.

I bet you can see where this story is going.

I'm not sure where else to look and I'm paranoid that, NOW, I'm going to keel over in the street and since I don't have a current insurance card they're going to leave me in the gutter. And everyone will see me with my mouth hanging open.