Fake Twitter

For a very long time I was adamant that I had a blog and I had Flickr. I wasn't going to join any more online things. Then after CW I thought I should do that Live Journal thing – but 99.9% of the time I just cross-post what I post here.

Then succumbed to more peer pressure and joined Facebook. It's a fine idea but at the end of the day, it's just one more thing to log into and fritter away my time.

So now I'm looking at Twitter. I can see the appeal. Bob and I want to switch to iPhones next year so maybe I'll do it then.

Meanwhile, I'm thinking I should open a Twitter page for Roger the guy in the office next door.

Sample posts:

"Wow, what a cough. Someone give Roger a cough drop."

"Smells like Dinty Moore for Roger again today."

"Just signed for Roger's office supplies. Looks like a giant box of tape."