Instead you should follow Peter and Elise on their honeymoon. Best Travel Writing Ever. Sample 1 Sample 2.
I think those are chronologically reversed but you can figure it out.
Choice quote:
We turned the wrong way up our street at first and discovered that it terminates in an absolutely breathtaking overview of the entire city, with the Eiffel directly in the center. We were at a loss for words.
(That is, until I remarked that the roving light from the top of the tower is not unlike the eye of Sauron. Because we are huge, married nerds.)
